To begin, I must first seduce a wealthy heir. Doing this will cause the world to choke on their food, bewildered by my arrival at their family beach house. They will then all ask in amazement: Who is this unholy menace? Where did she come from? And why does she look so good in a business suit?
Next, I must obliterate that opera house in Sydney that my boyfriend never took me to. This will be done from my corporate tower of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of robot, ninja, warrior cronies hasten to do my every bidding.
Finally, I must tauntingly wave my needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something really, REALLY bad. My name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare roll his eyes at me. *evil laugh* Everyone will bow before my dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to elect me dictator for life and name me Evil Woman of the Year forever.
Sunday, January 22, 2006
My work in progress evil plan (liable to change)
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There's no identity like the evil identity...
I don't think you mean "heiress." An heiress is a woman --why are you seducing women?
Therapist Sister, what do you have to say to this, LOL!
It's a good plan. I will help you in your endeavor to conquer the world. Of course, it'll be more like me conquering the world first, and then you can try to take it from me. But be aware that my enforcers are demented ninja clowns...
While you are my sister, Martha, and I MAY save you three (and a few selected others) from my evil takeover, if anyone (including any one of you three), so much as puts the love eye on my obscenely large weather machine, I will trip him or her as they try to nonchalantly walk towards my device when they think I am not looking.
Much love.
ok, what color uniforms will your minions wear?
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