I'm Not Afraid Of Karma

That's Why I'm Gonna Post This

  I read this a couple months ago on my friend’s blog, and I found the memory of these words coming back to me again today:

"Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden has a weakness for former pop diva Whitney Houston. So much so, he wanted to kill her husband and marry her. This is something a lot of us dream about. Not with Whitney Houston per se, but with other people, and not necessarily killing their husbands or boyfriends, but more like humiliating them in a battle of wits after which the object of desire will surely leave them. Anyway, there you have it. More breaking news from OH,SNAP."
You can catch the original post here and you can visit the rest of OH, SNAP for your daily news on randomness that has nothing to do with anything. (Seriously, check it out).


  Anyway, my point is that it is not unnatural to want to push a certain friend’s girlfriend off a cliff. (We all know when we don’t need to name names on this blog). It’s not even about the fact that they’re dating, you know? It’s about the fact that she’s just so dumb. If she could hold a coherent conversation on a topic other than bubble gum and the color pink, I might not want to push her off a cliff. Sadly…not the case though. (Ooh, and watch me come full circle here: did I mention she's a "blonde"? One of those blondes? From a bottle, sure, but doesn't that just make it worse)?

  Anyway, I have no problem with many of my guy friends’ girlfriends, fiancées, wives, et cetera. In fact, I would daresay I am even friends with some of them. Thankfully, they don’t annoy me!

  And yes, I know, I know…this entry has served no other purpose than to justify my own mean feelings to myself, but I don’t care. It’s been on my mind, and now it’s off my chest. I’m just going to keep crossing my fingers that we don’t have to cross each other’s paths anytime soon. (And when I say soon, I mean ever again in this lifetime).