Nine Words Women Use (Men, Pay Attention)

One of my friends sent this to me...

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minute if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't. Do. It.

5. Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question. Do not faint. Just say, "You're welcome." I want to add in a clause here--this is true, unless she says, "Thanks a lot." That is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, "You're welcome." That will bring on a "whatever."

8. Whatever: This is a woman's way of saying f*%# you.

9. Don't Worry About It, I Got It: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking, "What's wrong?". For the woman's response, refer to #3.