Funny Thing...

Funny joke for you...

A woman is meeting her boyfriend's parents for the first time. During dinner, the mother insists she try some broccoli casserole, which she does. Afterward, her nerves and broccoli begin to work their magic and she begins to feel gas pains, leaving her terribly uncomfortable.

Hoping for the best, she decides to do what she can to alleviate the discomfort and lets out a dainty little fart. It's not terribly loud, but everyone at the table hears the faint "poof" sound.

Her boyfriends father immediately looks down at the dog dozing under the woman's chair and says in a stern voice, "Skippy!"

The woman is relieved and a huge smile comes over her face. A few minutes later, the gas pains return and a little less hesitantly, she farts again, this time a bit louder.

Again, the father scolds, "Skippy!"

By now, the woman is not at all concerned and when the gas pains return yet again, she lets it out without a second thought, this time, good and loud. Rrrrriiiippppp!

This time the father can barely contain his disgust as he yells, "Dammit Skippy, get over here before she s***ts all over you!"

Hahahahaha. Nothing like a little toilet humor to kick off the weekend!