Sarcastic Wish List #4

    I'm going to go back to the original theme of "sarcasm" with my list, not simply things we're never going to get/don't exist. So without further ado:

1) A bag of manners. So that I can distribute them to the alarming number of uncivilized people in my life. If there are any left over after that daunting task, I may even give some to the rest of the world.

2) In the vein of Sister #1, a countertop dishwasher. Because apparently it's just as freaking hard to open up the dishwasher as it is to walk across the kitchen to the garbage can.

3) Logic pills. I will leave a trail of them everywhere I go. And before you can say more than two words to me, you will be obligated to swallow one. That way I never have to furrow my eyebrows like this again ">:["

4) A rubber coat. That way all the drama will bounce right off of me and trap the instigators in a sticky mess! (Sounds like something from an old "Batman and Robin" movie).

and 5) Yes, I have five: a sign that says "I already emailed it to you." Because trust me. I have. And I'm tired of telling our consultant that.

The End.