Sarcastic Wish List #1

C'mon, sisters. It's time to perk things up around here. Where's the sass?

Let me get things going. I have a sarcastic wish list for this holiday season. Make one of your own. It will be funny. And you'll feel better after you laugh.

Here it is:

1. Toothpaste colored towels. The kids will enjoy this gift as much as I will.

2. A countertop garbage can. Because you know it is so freaking hard for some people to turn around and take two steps to the actual kitchen garbage.

3. A piano. When my non-MacStewart family members act up, I can play the melodramatic music in the background.

4. A giant mirror that I can carry around with me wherever I go. If someone misbehaves, I can just hold the mirror up to him. People don't realize what they look like when they are being donkeys.

Ta Da!


Now you.