Heeeee Yaaaaaahhhhh!
I have a black eye.
From my two year old's perfectly executed round house kick.
I was putting lotion on her after her bath. She was laying on the floor on her back, and I leaned over to rub lotion on her chest and tummy, and faster than I could blink, her right heel was planted in my eye socket.
OUCH!
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Karate CHOP!
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3 comments:
Haha.... This reminds me of that time that you gave yourself a black eye in the middle of the night when you thought that there was a spider crawling on your face... But then it was just a piece of your own hair. Haha.
What will you tell the crazy boys at work tomorrow?
Are you sure Shawn is Josie's father and not...you know...Chuck Norris?
Here's one you might not have heard:
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
I swear, I heard kung fu music in the background as I read this!
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