I think they are the best expression of my feelings on their marriage.
"I think I'm going to get them a toaster."
"You can't get them a toaster. You got ME a toaster!"
"You weren't getting married."
"I don't care. You can't get them a toaster. Besides, it's too obvious."
"I didn't know I was going for subtle. --How about a blender then?"
"No, that seems a little too optimistic."
"A blender? Really?"
"What about a waffle iron?!"
"The waffle iron happens to be one of my favorite kitchen appliances! There's no way I'm getting them one of those!"
"A regular iron?"
"No."
[Pause]
"You could always go with the crock pot..."
"I thought about that, but one, they probably wouldn't get the hint, and two, it would be way too easy for her to stick it in a cabinet somewhere and forget about it. I don't think the crock pot has enough impact. But it can be a back-up."
"A wok then."
"Nope, I'm attached to that one, too."
"I've never known anyone with so many attachments to kitchen appliances..."
"This from the man who won't let me get them a toaster!
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Kitchen Appliances
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2 comments:
Allow me to offer a stellar suggestion. I am a Tupperware consultant. That means I can get a party pack of Tupperware--which includes all kinds of fabulous kitchen pieces that will force her to think about you every single day because she WILL be using the items. And, I can totally get a smoking deal on it!
Electric canopener. With optional can of worms.
Although I do understand waffle iron attachment:-)
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