Private Message for You Know Who--I Hope You're Reading This

Let's get one thing clear. It is good, appropriate, and indeed, WISE to fear the wrath of the Sisterhood. When you incur the wrath of one, you incur the wrath of all. That goes for all whores, sluts, and heartbreakers--women and men alike. And boys.

It is never smart to infuriate a Sister. We are genetically encoded to bring down anyone who dares to cross us. We get that from our father. It's all about The Force. (And believe me, daddy knows a few things about The Force. Heaven knows he needed it raising us four hellions.) We can plot revenge like nobody else...and take years to do it to ensure that it's perfect. The Sisters are a gentle, loving, peaceful group. But we do not--I mean we DO NOT take crap from anyone. That includes you.

Use caution when contemplating if you should be dishonest with us. The thing about a lie--any lie, big or small--is that it automatically takes precedence over anything good you ever said or did. And honey, dishonesty is a lie. Dishonesty means you're a coward. Why? Because when you're dishonest (lying), all you're doing is putting the person you're lying to in a position of doing your dirty work for you. You want the other person to verbalize the truth that you're too scared to share. When you use those crappy phrases like, "I don't know" or "I don't remember", it's just like screaming, "I'M A BIG BABY AND DON'T HAVE THE NERVE TO ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY STUPID ACTIONS!"

You may not know it, but Karma will come around for you. Maybe days, maybe years from now, Karma will spin around and ensure that the same awfulness you spread once will be re-visited upon you tenfold. And that's not a Crazy Sister Curse. That is a point of fact and one you should take to heart.

There really isn't any need to be afraid. The Sisters are capable of great forgiveness. We can forgive and be kind and never mention the issue ever again, smile sweetly when we see you, and be genuine in asking how you have been. But we do not forget. Ever.

And neither does "Frank".