Friday, August 11, 2006

Grounds For Divorce

Advice for my unmarried sisters.

Get a pre-nup. Make sure you demand full disclosure of music preferences so that you can avoid the shock and horror of any sudden and inexplicable genres blasting from iTunes when you walk in the door after ten years of marriage...so that when your spouse suddenly decides to Walk The Line, he knows he'll end up in a real burnin' Ring of Fire when you find out.

Just thought I'd save you from one more of those little things that people don't think of when considering marriage.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Leave Johnny Cash alone! At least I'm off the China kick.

Victoria said...

Oooh, lame!!!
New rule: Husbands can't comment!

Martha said...

I happen to like Johnny Cash. You can really dance up a storm to Ring of Fire!