Artists for Hire

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Available: two crayonists for all your home decorating needs. Will create elaborate murals on even the smallest of available wall space. Will also enhance furniture with modern artistic elements. No need to stay--can easily work wonders without supervision. Variety of payment options, such as: quarters, small change, snacks, cheap plastic toys, and stray feathers or rocks. Sorry, no clean up after services. Dozens of samples available upon request.

crayonist (n.): one who draws with crayon