Fortune Cookie Fortune

You're in charge of your own fortune.

I so enjoy getting Chinese food for dinner: no clean-up for me, lots of tasty choices, and fortune cookies. The kids like the cookies too and make me read the fortunes they find inside. My little guy had: Keep your plans secret for now. That is so up his alley. I was interested to see what mine would say.

You will try several things before settling satisfactorily.

What a boring fortune. I wanted something better, so I cracked open another cookie.

You will try several things before settling satisfactorily.

BORING. The third one has to be different.

You will try several things before settling satisfactorily.

This is not satisfactory! I want a different fortune.

Cookie number four: You will be unusually successful in business.

That's better. I like that fortune. And that's good because I'm full from eating all those cookies.



Aw, Crap! Did I just try several things before I settled satisfactorily?