Tuesday, April 07, 2009

A Book Proposal

I literally have 5 minutes left on my lunch break and I couldn't help but think...what can I do with only 5 minutes? Well, I came up with a book proposal and I can't wait to hear your ideas!

Growing Up MacStewart
The Secret Offspring of MacGyver and Martha Stewart:
A Memoir and Handy How-To Guide

Ch. 1- Cookies and Carburetors

Ch. 2- Welding and Wine

Ch. 3- The Best Party Cocktails: Molotovs and Martinis

Ch. 4- How to Pick a Lock with a Bobby Pin and Disable those Pesky Silent Alarms with Hairspray, a Paper Clip and WD-40

Ch. 5- Build a Boat in Your Basement and Look Good Doing It!

Ch. 6- Linen and Epoxy: Your Guide to No-Sew Placemats

Ch. 7- From Swords to Silver: How to Polish Everything in Your Home Until it Shines!

2 comments:

Margaret said...

Oh, God--I laughed so hard I almost woke up the baby!

Catherine said...

I mean...I want to READ this book!