I've been sitting and staring at a blinking cursor for 10 minutes. I looked up at the top of the screen and saw the little "Help" icon.
I think it's too bad I can't click on that button and get the answers to the questions I have...you know, the really important questions. Like:
- Why do I isolate so much when I really need the love and support of the people in my life?
- Does God take naps?
- Why can't I ever seem to win a game of Clue?
- Will I ever sleep through the night again?
- Why do boys fart in their sleep so much?
- Does laundry breed at night?
- Will I ever feel normal again? Wait...I don't know if I've ever really been normal, so scratch the part about "again".
2 comments:
1. Because MacStewarts usually prefer doing things the hard way. It's the Stewart part of our genes.
2. No, but Jesus would walk on his hands if He had the day off (from the mouths of babes).
3. Random guessing.
4. Yes.
5. Boys are gross.
6. Yes.
7. Yes and no. We are all extraordinary, and until you accept that, you will continue to wonder why you aren't having an ordinary life.
#2 LOL!!
M2
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