Complete and Utter Nonsense

I think God and I are having a spat. Well, maybe I'm just being the stubborn girl that I am and He's twiddling His thumbs waiting for me to come around to His way of thinking.

Of course, I have NO IDEA what His way of thinking is...especially since I've been trained to believe that HE IS A MAN, AFTER ALL.

And let's face it, men do have a funny way of thinking. And that funny way of thinking usually leads to some--um--spirited discussions about things. (I'm talking about men in general here, not just God.)

Now I'm feeling grumpy. Grumpy and sleepy. And dopey. And sneezy. And sneezing makes me feel bashful. Now, I just need to work in "doc" and "happy" and my life will be complete.