Because it's my job to make you smile sometimes....

A Prayer For The Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had

To kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on

Today as they may the connected to the ass that I may have

To kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work….

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Friday

And help me to remember….

When I’m having a really bad day,

And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown and

Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bit me!

Amen