Life According to Me

Getting Even...


People who do stupid things should be pelted with stones by smart people.

People who say mean things or who start vicious rumors and lies for the sole purpose of discrediting and humiliating others in order to make themselves feel good, should have to live a week in the life of the person who has been on the receiving end of the mean person’s lies and rumors. Or in the shoes of a child who comes to school dirty, smelly, hungry, and emotionally black and blue from the verbal beating he or she received the previous night from his or her caregiver.

People who act phony but still try to pretend that they’re superior to others should have spells cast on them so they fall down in crowded areas, on disgustingly dirty floors, end up splitting their pants, and feel totally humiliated when everyone can then see the ugly underwear they had to wear that day because they were behind on doing laundry.

People who say “I don’t know” or “I don’t remember” in response to a serious question, when they do know or do remember, and are just too immature to be truthful, should have to suffer the consequences of eating ex-lax brownies, and when they are in search of a bathroom in a public place, be faced with the person they weren’t honest with and have to hear them in all sincerity say, “Sorry, I don’t know where the nearest bathroom is.”

That’s all for now!